I know, I know, I rarely post. I am just so busy managing humans I can barely find time to relax, much less time to post to my blog.
I did want to share a recent situation that I had to deal with…
My female human was sitting around with this – a little plate of apples and almond butter:
I LOVE apples and I LOVE almond butter. Selfishly the female human was eating them in front of me and not sharing.
So I had to implement the SCHNAUZER STARE:
In addition to the stare, I have an intimidation/human management technique where I shift my weight side to side and clear my throat (in case she is not noticing the burning glare of my stare).
It worked and before I knew it I had experienced a taste of both apple and almond butter.
But I wanted more and had to implement the stare again:
I think my female human could have saved herself and me a lot of time if she had just made me my own plate!
Schnauzer Snips 
Aw. That stare!
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It is powerful!
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Sassy,
You are doing a good job of managing your humans. I find “THE STARE” to be most useful whenever I smell food (which is really most of the time!). My human has never tried apples with almond butter and so I may get to try some as soon as she goes to some place called “THE STORE”. More to follow on this…..
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Dear Sadie Sue, my female human for some reason is laughing hysterically at your message as she reads it to me. I am not sure why as this is serious stuff we are discussing! Thanks for your support and I know of this place called “THE STORE”. I wish I was allowed to go in (I could only wait outside with my male human when we were on a bike ride) and select whatever I want like the humans do!
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Dear Sassy, we must continue to use “THE STARE” whenever possible as this may help us enter “THE STORE”. Snorts to you and Mike!
xo Sadie Sue
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Who could possibly resist that face??!! Just adorable.
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Thanks Martha, and yes that is how I keep the humans under my paw – Sassy 🙂
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Aw haha, I know that stare very well, Nuka gives it to me frequently! Maybe it’s a schnauzer thing. Sassy is so adorable! It’s awesome that she likes apples, Nuka just puts the apple slice in her mouth and then spits it out
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Thanks for your comments! Yes this is how Schnauzers Manage Humans! (https://schnauzersnips.wordpress.com/human-management/)
Nuka has not learn to appreciate the subtle delicacy of the apple – ha! She will have to just stick to chicken strips and other yummies…
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