I appear to be having much success for my #3 New Years Resolution: “Get my humans to go to bed earlier”.
I am happy to report that they are going to bed around 10 pm every night. My female human has stopped trying to do late night craft projects (she seems to get more inspired the later it gets) and they even start to get ready for bed by 9:00 pm.
As a result I have decreased the amount of Schnauzer Stare time I dedicate to trying to will them to go to bed at a decent hour. I am so proud of myself. I thought I heard my humans say they needed to get more sleep because it is good for their health, but I think they are just trying to hide the fact that they know they need to obey me and make me happy.