We know about my humans’ obsession with photos of myself and my brother Mike. Now my female human has discovered Instagram. This gives her an excuse to play with photos of me (without my permission). She entertained herself yesterday with editing a photo of me in Instagram and calling it The Schnauzer Knows – a play on the vintage radio show The Shadow: “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!”
I do not actually know what evil lurks in the hearts of men but I do have a good sense of what to do to get a biscuit out of a human. That is enough for me.